We're all Stories in the End

Kili in The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey | 9+10/100

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:45:24 -0600

Kili in The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey | 9+10/100

gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and...

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:14:25 -0600

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

kaciart: “He’s lucky you found him when you did.”

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:11:41 -0600

kaciart:

“He’s lucky you found him when you did.”

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Sat, 18 May 2013 21:09:14 -0600

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Sat, 18 May 2013 18:55:55 -0600

michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:46:51 -0600

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

theblueboxonbakerstreet: #UGH #JUST THE WAY FILI LOOKS SO...

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:34:10 -0600

theblueboxonbakerstreet:

#UGH #JUST THE WAY FILI LOOKS SO HELPLESS #HE’S SUPPOSED TO PROTECT KILI #AND HE’S HELPLESS #AND KILI REALIZES FOR THE FIRST TIME HOW REAL THE DANGER IS #HOW HIS BIG BROTHER CAN’T PROTECT HIM FROM EVERYTHING #THAT ONE OR BOTH OF THEM COULD POTENTIALLY DIE #AND MAYBE THIS ADVENTURE ISN’T EVERYTHING HE THOUGHT IT WAS #I’M GONNA SHUT UP NOW BEFOREI MAKE MYSELF SAD #OH WAIT IT’S TOO LATE FOR THAT (via ladyoakenshields)

idreaminwords: Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:39:57 -0600

idreaminwords:

Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?

mistercoventry: “Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)” Are you suggesting we...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:58:48 -0600

mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

forsciencejohn: did somebody say omegaverse

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:58:26 -0600

forsciencejohn:

did somebody say

omegaverse

fuck everything in the ass with a cactus

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:37:01 -0600

fuck everything

in the ass

with a cactus

On a Fili/Kili pic: “I wonder if the people who ship this know they’re...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:16:55 -0600

On a Fili/Kili pic:

“I wonder if the people who ship this know they’re brothers?”

bahahahahahahahahaha

durinesque: crawlingstone: For Kay. ❤ (Boys… boys… you’re...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:04:11 -0600

durinesque:

crawlingstone:

For Kay. ❤

(Boys… boys… you’re supposed to be watching the ponies…)

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Fri, 17 May 2013 18:48:00 -0600

dontgigglesherlock: Can we just appreciate the fact that you...

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:35:10 -0600

dontgigglesherlock:

Can we just appreciate the fact that you can actually see just how done Thorin is with Fili and Kili at this point.

price-of-glory: By imam

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:34:29 -0600

price-of-glory:

By imam

“These pictures have other sources. If you want to know, google it.” Fuck no that...

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:23:00 -0600

“These pictures have other sources. If you want to know, google it.”

Fuck no that isn’t…ugh

kyuubikun: “Stop biting…!”

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:34:30 -0600

kyuubikun:

“Stop biting…!”

Okay I feel better, I’m done

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:08:45 -0600

Okay I feel better, I’m done

kaciart: Aly suggested shirtless Durins. And I was only too...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:08:05 -0600

kaciart:

Aly suggested shirtless Durins.

And I was only too happy to comply.