We're all Stories in the End

May 17

mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

(via tinkersandtoymakers)

forsciencejohn:

did somebody say

omegaverse

(via bennyslegs)

fuck everything

in the ass

with a cactus

On a Fili/Kili pic:

“I wonder if the people who ship this know they’re brothers?”

bahahahahahahahahaha

durinesque:

crawlingstone:

For Kay. ❤

(Boys… boys… you’re supposed to be watching the ponies…)

(Source: alythekitten)

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price-of-glory:

By imam

(via purritt2b)

“These pictures have other sources.  If you want to know, google it.”

Fuck no that isn’t…ugh

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