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catchmythoughtsmidair:

tardiscookies:

jamminyamin:

Ballerinas are the most underrated athletes.
GUYS SHE IS SPINNING ON HER TOE.
ALL HER WEIGHT ON HER TOE. 
HER TOE.
TOE.

Thank you someone for finally acknowledging this.
People always make ballet seem like such a wimpy, easy sport. 
While we are dancing, we have to:
turn out our feet
hyper extended our knees
tuck our buts under
flatten our stomach
close your ribcage (to the point where you cant breathe)
shoulders are down and back
elbows are lifted
hands and fingers are soft
neck is long
use proper head movements
ALL THIS WHILE STILL IN OUR STARTING POSITIONS NOW DO ALL THAT WHILE MOVING AND LOOKING GORGEOUS. AND EFFORTLESS
You try holding your leg by your head without touching it and turning on the tips of your toes and wooden shoes and tell me ballet isn’t hard.
People always say “don’t be a ballerina” and “don’t be such a pussy”
when really ballerinas and vagina’s are probably the most hardcore things
AND BALLERINAS WITH VAGINA’S ARE JUST STRAIGHT UP METAL
SO DO NOT TELL ME BALLET IS FUCKING EASY AND NOT A REAL SPORT

Most ballerina’s are also known for dancing until their feet bleed, bandaging them up and getting back on with the show.

^^^ my best friend is a dancer and I have literally watched her falter a little, drop out of practice for a sec and take off her shoe, go “oh crap a toenail came off again,” pull off an entire toenail, put the shoe back on, and go back to dancing.
METAL. AS. FUCK.

catchmythoughtsmidair:

tardiscookies:

jamminyamin:

Ballerinas are the most underrated athletes.

GUYS SHE IS SPINNING ON HER TOE.

ALL HER WEIGHT ON HER TOE. 

HER TOE.

TOE.

Thank you someone for finally acknowledging this.

People always make ballet seem like such a wimpy, easy sport. 

While we are dancing, we have to:

  • turn out our feet
  • hyper extended our knees
  • tuck our buts under
  • flatten our stomach
  • close your ribcage (to the point where you cant breathe)
  • shoulders are down and back
  • elbows are lifted
  • hands and fingers are soft
  • neck is long
  • use proper head movements

ALL THIS WHILE STILL IN OUR STARTING POSITIONS NOW DO ALL THAT WHILE MOVING AND LOOKING GORGEOUS. AND EFFORTLESS

You try holding your leg by your head without touching it and turning on the tips of your toes and wooden shoes and tell me ballet isn’t hard.

People always say “don’t be a ballerina” and “don’t be such a pussy”

when really ballerinas and vagina’s are probably the most hardcore things

AND BALLERINAS WITH VAGINA’S ARE JUST STRAIGHT UP METAL

SO DO NOT TELL ME BALLET IS FUCKING EASY AND NOT A REAL SPORT

Most ballerina’s are also known for dancing until their feet bleed, bandaging them up and getting back on with the show.

^^^ my best friend is a dancer and I have literally watched her falter a little, drop out of practice for a sec and take off her shoe, go “oh crap a toenail came off again,” pull off an entire toenail, put the shoe back on, and go back to dancing.

METAL. AS. FUCK.

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campus ‘right to life’ club had a rally with 3 keynote speakers.

all three of them were middle-aged white guys

how does anyone take this bullshit seriously?

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I can’t find my ipod anywhere so no mobile blogging for a few days (I’m going home and I haven’t been able to find it all day) and ACK Katy ilu I just honestly don’t have enough energy to express my love of your art right now because I want to do it in a semi-coherent manner so I will flood your notifications when the antibiotics finally kick in.

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xiii-wings:

xiii-wings:

buttcramps:

is there anything weirder than waking up after a dream and all the details are still fresh in your mind so you’re just like what the FUCK WAS THAT WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS NORMAL HOW DID DREAM ME NOT QUESTION THAT

I once had a dream in which someone asked me “how can you tell this isn’t a dream” and I was like, “of course it’s not a dream: I have four hands”

THE REASON I GAVE FOR THINKING THIS DREAM WAS REALITY WAS THE FACT I HAD TWO EXTRA HANDS

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hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen

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*flops* I’m STARVING because I haven’t been about to eat much in DAYS and the only thing I even have a chance of being able to swallow is soup but that’s all I’ve had since tuesday so I’m really really tired of it plus it’s so far away and I definitely do not feel up to going and fetching it so idk what to do.

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note-a-bear:

internleland:

cultofthepigeon:

in a world where teenage girls are hated, degrades, and disrespected

welcome to night vale had a 13 year old girl slay a building full of monsters, spark a rebellion, and train her peers to take down a  helicopter with slingshots

important: a 13 year old black girl

^^^^

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wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

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