and i missed a raptor class. fuck.
The boys are at the vets, waiting for them to poop so they can check them for worms in the turds because the little buttheads won’t frickin poop >.>
ewewewewewew rat has worms ewewewewewewewew
Things I should be doing: Writing
Things I am doing: Imagining random shit from the story I want to write without actually thinking them through and then forgetting about them.
The successful candidate will have a minimum of five years experience in a similar role, own their own transport, be related to someone I know and like, be proficient in Excel and kangaroo wrangling, have gold-plated nipples, and be willing to work full hours at minimum wage.
need to go to bed but rat deep-twitchy-sleeping on left hand help
I want scrambled eggs.
But I don’t want to cook scrambled eggs.
It’s kinda upsetting working in such a cool place because I want to tell all of you about all the birds I saw but I really need to be able to make gestures/movements to convey what happened so during rounds I’m sitting there like ‘this is so cool I can’t wait to tell my friends about it’ but then I get home and realize all I have to say is “THE BIRD WENT LIKE THIS AND IT WAS SUPER CUTE AND THEN IT MADE THIS AWKAWKKAW SOUND AND IT WAS LOUD” and that just really doesn’t convey the amazingness of the birds.
INFP: diligently ignores problem until it’s too big to manage
ESTJ: ‘exactly as i say, or else’
ISFP: lists and lists and lists and lists…
ESFJ: vocalizes everything they’re doing
ISFJ: ♫ move bitch, get out the way ♫
ENTP: too interested by the options to do anything
ISTJ: cool headed, but harsh like ice
ENFP: heart rate over 9000
INTP: never does anything despite completely understanding the problem
ENTJ: step aside or get crushed underfoot
ISTP: nothing like a full-blown crisis to get back into the zone
ENFJ: assumes responsibility and approaches with logic
INFJ: adrenaline rush or complete paralysis
ESTP: acts first, figures out later
INTJ: devises a universal system to resolve the problem for all time
ESFP: needs space to figure things out